ra.one

Ra.one Jokes Collection :
1: Govt also declared 26 th Oct as public holiday to celebrate the end of Ra1 promotions ...!
2: Govt of India just announced Rs 50 ,000 relief to all those who watched RA1 . Rs.25 ,000 for those who left atinterval .
3: Breaking News...! Crocin, Disprin, Combiflam, Adol Panadol, Diclomol and all Headache Tablets Stock over after RA.ONE's release
4: Salman to SRK after wa...tching Ra.One, "Mujh par ek ehsaan karna, dubara aisi movie mat banana"
5: Rahul Gandhi to meet people affected after seeing Ra.One.
6: Even Ra.mu doesn't wanna waste time by watchin Ra.one...!
7: Nahi chala RA.ONE...! Ab SRK bolega buy one get one aur ek week ke baad bolega, RA.ONE coming soon on Sahara.One and Star.one.
8: All bachelors must see Ra.One to understand what PAIN means to married men. 9: Ra.One gives more pain than a wife - HARD TO BELIVE BUT TRUE.
10 : Get RA.ONE under Lokpal bill...! Put people behind bars who made such movie. 11 : As SRK hates losing & hates messages he is surely going to take a break from Twitter. Now v came 2 know why he joined Google+ before RA1 release.
12 : Faking News : 100 people committed mass suiced after watching Ra.one...!

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